26 Reasons Why Visiting Namibia is a Terrible Idea
Published on June 9, 2021
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2. The country’s way too big
3. There are small populations of animals
4. And they don’t practice social distancing
5. The baby animals aren’t even cute
6. The birdlife is blah
7. It all looks pretty average
8. The cities are rather unremarkable
9. As are the roadsides
10. The beaches are boring
11. The trees are stupid
12. The sunsets are dull
13. You can’t find a good place to eat
14. Let alone a spot for a drink
15. The landscapes don’t manage to impress
16. Because it’s mostly sand anyway
17. The dunes are a waste of time
18. What you’ll see is pretty routine
19. And you’ll have to rough it most of the time
20. There’s no history
21. Stargazing is not a thing
22. The locals are unwelcoming
23. No traditions either
24. What landmarks?
25. You’ll spend most of your time daydreaming anyway
26. Honestly, where’s the thrill in all of this?
